I love you this big.

my parents: i have such a attractive daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato

Justin to little girl: Do you want a boyfriend?
Little girl: *shakes head no*
Justin: Can I be your boyfriend?
Little girl: *shakes head no*
Justin: Why? Did daddy say no boyfriends?
Little girl: *nods head*
Justin: Oh okay I respect that. I don't wanna get my butt whooped by your dad

me on the internet: YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT FUCK ME SENSELESS I DON'T WANT TO WALK FOR DAYS JUST TOUCH ME ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE JUST PLEASE YOU ME US NOW YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY YOU ARE A GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL SOUL BLESS YOUR PARENTS FOR CONCEIVING YOU BLESS THE FUCKING WOMB YOU WERE IN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL ALTHOUGH YOU'D BE MORE BEAUTIFUL NAKED OUR WEDDING IS GOING TO BE ON A BEACH

me in real life: hi will you sign this please?

perf3ct-chemistry:

That poor snail nigga.

When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.

Like a ninja.

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keepcalmyouwerebornthisway:

hotshitinbrooklyn:

mishasminions:

TOO BUSY LAUGHING TO WONDER IF THE KID IS OKAY

what is the kid from zoey 101 doing there?

omfg i lost my voice due to laughing my shit off~

OMFG PLEASE TELL ME HE’S OKAY

I hope he’s okay. But this was fucking hilarious.

“Miley & Mandy: Show” first episode